Friday, February 02, 2007

HERE COMES FOUR EYES.

FInally i decided to stop lying to myself, i do that sometimes, and YES You do it too, stop lying to yourself, so what was i saying yes, i went to the optician to get my glasses fixed, see thing is i had wekad them in my bag and had stepped on the bag and the lens broke. This way back in 2004 for those of you who are laughing and think am as blind as a bat NO i just can see things really well, or read very well, so if i have left comments that were way off now you know why.
Bantu if you dare try suggesting those round rimmed things i shall twanga you senseless. After loosing nearly 10 pairs (i have been wearing glasses since i was in class 8) i have finally decided if i loose this pair i shall pluck*****pluck because it seems i cant for the life of me wear lense***** get contact lenses



That baby is not my glasses but it looks like that tihihi, and the fitting was kazi kidogo due to my small nose so it wount slip when i bend to look down. Now to find a way to ensure i dont leave it in the subway or at some place like that, any hints people and suggesting that i weka a string is not helping.

And Bantu watch this space........

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mami, you stepped on your bag? Moving on...now about keeping them on...si you know that chain for tying the mbwa....yes the shiny one...ROTFL..failing that...like me...use super glue to back of ears...picture me....emergency room...cant get these blasted things off...why...they are stuck on my face...tihiiii(a la Penfold of Dnager Mouse fame)...i loved those round ones honey...naughty secretary role playing...good times, good times...

Anonymous said...

and you all out there....eat my friggin dust...first!

Unyc said...

Let me secure my place in the top five.
@Man man....u know better than mess with us...tsk tsk...ati u r a fao...
@DQ Gal, dont show us jisty glasses when we know that Bants made u some with rusted wire and transparent juala...
Hv the real thing up 4 us 2 c n thoroughly scrutinise...hehee

Na ile shimo niliwanga, nitakurusha humo ndani siku moja. Sitakuelezea kwa blogu juu watu wengine watakuja kuisorora na si poa...(wink)

bantutu said...

Aaah kwani leo ni Coup de tat( stori ya apostrophe imeblanda,') man man eh?
Unaskia venye Aegeus amejibamba...Dust gani na we mwenyewe una uta moshi ya (Man)*2..hihi!!
Bi Mapua ama ni KApua..hihi!! How in nanii's name do you stomp...juu najua you took the stepping a notch highier..lol..on your bag?!!Nobody like DQ..*shaking kichwa laughing*
Now thats the 3rd time ur forcing me to go look for "skin-friendly" wire...lol @ Unyc!! Anatubeba tu, hihi!
Ati Gucci?!..."What was the name of the mathe that Meryl Streep(sp) played in --'The Prada-Wearing Devil'?" thats the first thing that popped in my head wn I saw them...Zinakaa fiti...lakini sikaa zangu..yani zenye ulivunja!!
Solution ni moja tu:Discipline the magurudumus...
Eishhh! Nime post..heheh!
Na Unyc Alredi najua mahali shimo iko..ntategea saa yenye unamseti uko, nikusetti uko ata wewe...Alafu ninunue njugu nikam kupiga Usoro Propa!!

egm said...

Kwani is it that you couldn't see the bag that you stepped on it? :) N'ways, as a non-spectacles (does anyone use that word any more?) wearer, I have no idea what to suggest! Hopefully these will survive for long.

Don_quixote said...

@ Man man, ati super glue yani you hate me that much i once got it on my fingers with out knowing and si i had to weka my hand in warm water for +15 mins, and the chain? let ask you kuna difference between chain and strings? I DON FINK SO!!!!!
ATi naughty secretary i never played that game with you eh ebu now we need to talk!!!
But on a side not i just might try regular glue lool And danger mouse was and still is one of my fave cartoons.

@Unyc hiyo shimo pris niambie mahali iko can i find it on mapquest? i cant believe Bantu todl you after he promised he would NEVER tell.

@Bantu shhhh, no one need know that teh stomping was no accident, and btw it REALLY WAS and that mama in "deavil wears prada" she made my day cruella to the max.
Halafu when you are going to the shimo si you pitia me i will come with salt for my share of the njugu ;).

@Egm aki you hsoudl eb thanking your lucky stars spectacles as they call are a nuisense with the slipping of your nose and well forgeting them in my case. Oh this will live the thought of wearing contacts will ensure that.

@ALL my glasses REALLY do look liek those above I PROMISE!!!!!

bantutu said...

Yeah yeah, and I have a barracuda for a pet!! Hihihi!! Show them the real deal, the bantu-deal...lol!

Princess said...

I wish I had some words of wisdom to impart, but based on the way that I am always breaking my sunglasses I can't!!!

Anonymous said...

فقط أريد أن أقول ما هو بلوق العظيم الذي وصلنا اليه! لقد كنت في جميع أنحاء لعدد لا بأس به من الوقت ، لكنه قرر في النهاية إلى إظهار تقديري لعملكم! ممتاز ، وتجعلها قادرة على الاستمرار!